Total Medals Earned: 114 (From 24 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,165 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 13/30 (80/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 3
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/80 points)
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the Patriots.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/150 points)
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Do what the title says
Manage to trap yourself
Find the troll face
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease
Be faster than the elevator
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Complete one level
Complete ten levels
Complete all levels
Get par on all levels
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Steal a total of 20k candies.
Equip 3 perks at once.
Kill 50 bullies.
Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Take care of Mother...
Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato